DOE jokes
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
Why does this exist?
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀