DOE jokes
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.