DOE jokes

You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.

How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?

Because there is a red Sun in the sky.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?

Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.

What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?

Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.

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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?

👬 Gay man On Penis.

What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."

Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.

What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

They both thank you for your financial support.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?

KMS.

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, because they just cry in the darkness.

What do Asian people eat?

Rice.

Why does an orphan go to a sewer?

So it can wash up.

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?

Raped in Portugal!