DOE jokes
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams "bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied "aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is "dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he know, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling "fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.