DOE jokes
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.