DOE jokes
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?
Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?
Son: Mom, what is money made of?
Mom: Paper.
Son: Where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.