DOE jokes
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈