DOE jokes
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.