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Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.

What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...

...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:

"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."

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    • Teacher: What is a cow?

    Kid: Meat.

    Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?

    Kid: Eggs.

    Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?

    Kid: Homework.

    What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.

    What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."

    Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

    A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

    What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.

    Why does a woodpecker have a beak?

    So as to not smash his head against the tree.