DOE jokes
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.