Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!!
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter" (e)
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while. I said that I have been ill
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
Patient: Doctor I feel like a needle Doctor: I see your point
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating. Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
The patient said when will this be over? "The doctor said after you die." The patient says "was that a morbid joke." The doctor says "well um actually you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure." The patient says "well its a bright day maybe if you weren't clumsy."
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.” The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
the doctor said i had 2 years to live so i shot him the warden gave me 50 problem solved
A Doctor walks into his office and look his paitent in the eyes "Sir you have to stop Jerking off." The Man ask "Why?" The Doctor then says "Because im trying to examin you."
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why was the north tower a bad doctor when the south tower collapsed? Bc the north tower didn’t do cpr
the only docter you have is doctor pepper.
friend: Hi! me: who are you? friend: ...your friend? me: what are you talking about the doctor already said I couldn’t have any
