Yo mama so fat the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone no
The doctor had an ego so big It fell into the ocean fast
The doctor said I would make it but then spider man came in holding a ps5
The doctor said I have until 230 to live. That’s like 20 years from he I said looks at the time it’s 230.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.
The doctor said ur all right now.
Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman
Why did the fish go to the doctors?
Because he was felling “eel”
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Stranger- Do you need hair regrowth products Kid- No my hairline is just far back Stranger- Do you need a Doctor
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!” The doctor then looks at him and says “Have you tried icing?”
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
What are a doctor's and a wwe fighters ideas on child abuse Doctor's. Wwe fighters Don't do it, it does not help. If it can crawl, it Mood behavior can brawl
My willy was feeling itchy so I decided to go to the doctor. My doctor was foreign, and spoke Spanish with and Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU
Doctor:I’m so srry sir but u only have a couple months left The sir:my children will be devastated Doctor:but I have a shot that can change that The sir:wat ever it takes Suppressed gunshots
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas, it wasn’t a very apealing experience.
Paddys beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 yrs they have been married . The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex and a cool breeze may help . Being a bit of a cheapo , he decides not to buy a fan , but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act . After half an hour, still no sign of success so his mate suggests swapping places . ' I'll have a try Paddy , you waft the towel ' Paddy agrees , and after two or three minutes Paddys wife has a moment of sexual pleasure screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years . Paddy taps his mate Mick on teh shoulder and says 'And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel' !
when i went to the doctors he pulled his wife in, and said what do you see? I replied a fat bitch he said ok your eyesight is perfect.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger It's Morphine Time
Doctor: tomorrow is like John cena, you won’t see it
