my fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type, after performing some tests the doctor said " well the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
“I need to go to the doctors!” “*Why?*” “it has a crack in it”
Doctor? Can I please have a new butt. My old one has a hole and a crack it it.
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The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks
What did the cancer doctor say You just got a new Christmas present
Cancer
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
The doctor says, "Next, please."
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the dr said (0) he said take these tablets (2x) a day but she took them (4x) a day and she ended up boobless
How to learn your Vitamins. A = Art. B = Bouncy Balls. C = Cookies. D = Da Sun. You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
i used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but i had to give her anal resization surgery first
Doctor: congratulations!!! Women: was it a successful delivery? Doctor: no it’s DiGiorno!
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Dog the dog and maggie were frightened of her and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor jokes and maggie was walking i was going to off the road to the city hall to see her and her and I said that the only one piece dress for women readymade rb collection as he was walking in the city and maggie was a little bit more on the side of it
A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle Apollo says "if you eat that buffet everyone you love will die". Up yours the man said what are they going to die of famine. Moments later there was a incident that took place in the restaurant everyone literally died. it turn the restaurant had a B-. I said is that really a thing groaning on the hospital. The doctor said know that is your condition you hepatitis B-.
"What the FU***** SH**"
Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus Dying also in laughter.
A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.
"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.
"What is it?" The doctor asks.
"I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.
". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
Doctor: Hands husband his baby Doctor: Im sorry but your wife didn't make it Husband: The give me the one she made
I talk to your doctor he said you wasn’t going make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon
I bet when you were born the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
What do a doctor and gf/bf have in common? They both break your heart
why did the banana go to the doctor.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
what is black and white and red all over? newspaper.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
