I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
Patient: doctor every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up what's wrong with me? Doctor: I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.
Meat stands for M-monitoring. E-evaluating. A-assessing/addressing. T-treatment. So when your shoving meat up peoples asses then your monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them
Why should you never tell your french doctor that you bite your tongue? because your french doctor will give you a tetanus shot
As a doctor myself, there nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Patient: where are you taking me, doctor? Doctor: the morgue Patient: hang on! I'm not dead yet! Doctor: and we're not there yet!
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
i work on medicine my jod is to smell it to see if its bad :)
what do you call a doctor that's a skeleton? doctor bones
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body and all that's left I'm afraid is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
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What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards? DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
why did go to the chiropractors? to get his spine fixed
a doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to him self this is wrong but some doctors do it... he is a vet
Don’t say stay positive to the wrong doctor
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom. Thank you nurse.
I need a new butt this one has a hole in it
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe. Me: you should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste
Yo so small that wen you go the doctor he doesn’t no you there
