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You here about the roman numeral hospital
All they have is IVs!
There were three babies in a moms stomach. One baby asks, “what do you want to be when you grow up” The other baby answers, “a doctor I want to help people, what about you” “I want to be an engineer, I want to make things, what about you” he asks to the third baby. “I want to be a hunter”. “Why” the other babies ask. “I want to kill the snake that spits on my face”
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage
why did the doctor check out earth? he had a tummy quake
What’s the most common name for cancer patients
Luke (lukemia)
a women wakes up in a hospital after a accident and yells "doctor doctor i cant feel my legs" and the doctor say "i know i amputated your arms"
Why do pills work? Because they r white
Why did the math book go to the psychologist? -- It had too many problems.
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital. Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me. But I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheel chair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically ot will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guys says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth? -- The dentist!
Two men were were on a hike through a forest when on of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake the other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened the doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, ''have u got the cure'' hiker number two just said nah mate your dead
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals
What was the doctor's diagnoses on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? teraerectile dysfunction
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction but it sure as hell ain't hard
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination the doctor found that the patients pants were shedding color.
What time is it you spran an ankle or an arm ? Time to go to the doctor 🥼
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What did the Emo say to the surgeon ? "cut me please"
