When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
what do you call a fake noodle....An imposta [hysterical laugh]
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says,"What are you doing?" "Baking a cake." The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes. "Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
Yo momma so dumb she washes her dishes in the river.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite, however I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Would you like to try African food??
They would too.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working
Hit your wife harder
“I need help goerge sink”said Jimmy “What is it”said Goerge Sink “Can you wash my dishes”said Jimmy
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
