What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
what do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle: motor disease
This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I'm a vegetable.
ligma is a disease so does that mean ligma balls
Have you heard about the new russian std? Rottsmikokov
What’s the most common name for cancer patients
Luke (lukemia)
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN’S JOKES are the disease
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS
How do skeletons get COVID? From the coffin!
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other "What do you think about that mad cow disease". The other replies "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole.".
How do you die from alzheimers? You forget how to breath.
What has kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common? They will never grow up.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race bud, different evolution" "SIX FEET AWAY,OMNI! SIX FEET A W A Y!-"
My jokes are cancer.
What did sally get for Christmas cancer
NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE
