Disease jokes
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
What was I saying again?
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.