If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
"Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave!"
"Dave who?"
Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
