COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
My ex is like aids!!!! I can't get rid of him
dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
Why canโt Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you donโt get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
disease technically means "lack of ease", so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease that's what elliot rodger did
Why was the leper hockey game canceled? It was because of a face-off in the corner.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common
They never get old
What was Steven Hawkins name before he got his desease? Steven walkins
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
what do you call an emo cancer kid
chemo