COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
My ex is like aids!!!! I can't get rid of him
dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
disease technically means "lack of ease", so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease that's what elliot rodger did
Why was the leper hockey game canceled? It was because of a face-off in the corner.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common
They never get old
What was Steven Hawkins name before he got his desease? Steven walkins
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
what do you call an emo cancer kid
chemo
Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What the difference between me and cancer
My mom did beat cancer
what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer
