Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
