Disease

Disease jokes

Name

What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?

Stephen Walkins.

Caillou

Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?

Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.

Boob

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

Cancer

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...

She was eaten by a giant crab.

Girl

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”

Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”

Kid

What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.

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  • Kid

    Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.

    They never get old.

    Cancer

    What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

    Cancer.

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