What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Disease Jokes
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
