Hawking Walks Into A Bar

Listen up, buttercup! The joke is that Stephen Hawking, a famous scientist, couldn't actually walk into a bar because he was wheelchair-bound due to a disease called amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS). You probably think ALS is a new rock band. Based on some research I did, I can also tell you that you struggle with basic tasks like tying your shoes and that you enjoy eating paste.