Disease jokes
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
What was I saying again?