Disease jokes
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
Stand? Wait. No.
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.