"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
All germs are from GERMany.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
Zachary Disease Joke🤣🤣🤣 https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
