Disease jokes
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.