Disease jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
What was I saying again?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.