Disease jokes
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Memes
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
A girl goes to a Church to confess.
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.