Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Disease Jokes
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
