What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
How did the tree get sick?
It got tinsel-itis.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
