Disease jokes
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.