Disease jokes
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"