Disease jokes
I have it.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road? Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.