Disease

Disease jokes

Cancer

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!

Cold

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch.

Cancer

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

Pin

Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.

Cancer

My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.

Flu

Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!

Baby

Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

Guy

A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.