Disease jokes
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
Memes
Covid-19 or Rona
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
A girl goes to a Church to confess.
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.