Disaster jokes
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
Community talk
Actually, Alain, while humans are capable of cruelty, selfishness, and betrayal, judging the entire species by its worst behavior overlooks the amazing qualities that humans also possess. Unlike dogs, humans have the capacity for complex reasoning, self-sacrifice, creativity, and empathy that go far beyond instinct. People have built hospitals, created systems of justice, rescued strangers in times of disaster, and devoted their lives to helping others they may never even meet again. Human intelligence is not proven by perfection, but by the ability to reflect, grow, and consciously choose compassion despite flaws and conflicting desires.
I wish a hurricane would come and tear this whole state down, please n thank youuuu!
What is small and never learned to walk or talk? A baby on the titanic