Disaster jokes
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Community talk
I just started cleaning up the disaster of a kitchen when I noticed the three from earlier were right behind me, waiting for something..
Uh........
Actually, Alain, while humans are capable of cruelty, selfishness, and betrayal, judging the entire species by its worst behavior overlooks the amazing qualities that humans also possess. Unlike dogs, humans have the capacity for complex reasoning, self-sacrifice, creativity, and empathy that go far beyond instinct. People have built hospitals, created systems of justice, rescued strangers in times of disaster, and devoted their lives to helping others they may never even meet again. Human intelligence is not proven by perfection, but by the ability to reflect, grow, and consciously choose compassion despite flaws and conflicting desires.
I wish a hurricane would come and tear this whole state down, please n thank youuuu!