We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Disaster Jokes
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
9/11.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
