Disaster jokes
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
"I’m coming for you two!"
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.