Disaster jokes
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."