Disaster jokes
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
9/11.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Boom, it went.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.