Disaster jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Memes
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
"I’m coming for you two!"
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.