Disaster jokes
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Memes
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Ummmm 67.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.