Disaster jokes
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Fall
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Want to watch Titanic?
No, I'm not on board for it.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.