Disaster jokes
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
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Memes
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Ummmm 67.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"