Disaster jokes
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Memes
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.