Disaster jokes
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
9/11.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.