Disaster jokes
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
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