Disaster jokes
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Ummmm 67.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
9/11.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.