Disaster

Disaster jokes

Tower

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.

Pizza

What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?

Two large plains.

Iceberg

Iceberg: You may know me.

Titanic: You are a sucker.

Iceberg: You hit me.

Titanic: Moron.

Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!

Titanic: I don’t give a shit.

Plane

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.