Disaster jokes

Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!

Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.

It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.

9/11.

Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.

My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.

I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.

What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?

Two large plains.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

Iceberg: You may know me.

Titanic: You are a sucker.

Iceberg: You hit me.

Titanic: Moron.

Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!

Titanic: I don’t give a shit.

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?

A. Ice burger.

Ummmm 67.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."

Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.

Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!