Disaster jokes
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
FEEL THE POWER
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.