Disaster jokes
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Ummmm 67.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.