Disaster jokes
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Memes
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
9/11.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.