Disaster jokes
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Ummmm 67.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Memes
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.