Disaster jokes
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Ummmm 67.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.