Disaster jokes
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Memes
Stupid Bitches
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Just do it.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.