Disaster jokes

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?

They both fell on my dad.

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.

Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?

Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.

Obama has dih.

But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.

What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

Famous last words.

Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

When you realize the shuttle blew up.

Then you realize you're on the shuttle.

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

"Black midget porn is in 911."

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

Where did Alice go during the explosion?

Everywhere.

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."