Disaster jokes
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
He was so close but so far
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.