What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
