Disaster jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.

What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?

Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

When you realize the shuttle blew up.

Then you realize you're on the shuttle.

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.

What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?

A milkshake.

Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?

A. Ice burger.

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.