Disaster jokes

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Me: Which WiFi are we on?

Coworker: Should be floor 89.

Me: What about flight 104?

Coworker: Oh crap!

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

Famous last words.

Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

When you realize the shuttle blew up.

Then you realize you're on the shuttle.

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

"Black midget porn is in 911."

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

Where did Alice go during the explosion?

Everywhere.

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!

Iceberg: Hold my beer.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.

I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!

The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!