Disaster jokes
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!