Disaster jokes
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.