Disaster jokes
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"