Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Disaster Jokes
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
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