There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
