Disaster

Disaster jokes

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Who are the fastest readers of all time?

People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

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  • Pentagon

    There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

    A pentagon!

    (9/11 joke)

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  • Titanic

    Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."

    Woman

    Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

    So we can think about a solution in silence.

    Pilot

    My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

    Dam

    What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

    You would be dam unlucky.

    Terrorist

    The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

    Victim

    What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

    Their ankles.

    Family

    What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

    Twin Towers

    Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

    Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

    One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

    Twin Towers

    Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

    Friend: Why?

    Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.