Disaster jokes
I rate you a 9/11.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.