Disaster jokes

The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.

What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.

Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."