Disaster jokes

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.

What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.

Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."

A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.