Disaster

Disaster jokes

Twin Towers

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

People

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

Memes

Dad

The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.

Victim

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

Mom

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Cow

A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.

Dad

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

Plane

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

9/11

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

911

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.