Disaster jokes
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Fall
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Boom, it went.