Disaster jokes
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
"Another one bites the dust."
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.