Disaster jokes
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Memes
Fall
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Boom, it went.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.