Disaster jokes
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.