Disaster jokes

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni and got plane.

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

Fall

The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.

A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.