Disaster jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Twin Tower jokes are just plane.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Fall

Boom, it went.

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni and got plane.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.