Disaster jokes

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Fall

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

Twin Tower jokes are just plane.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

Boom, it went.

The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?

JENGA!!!!

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.