Boom, it went.
Fall
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
