Disaster jokes
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Fall
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.