Disaster jokes
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Memes
wear sweatpants.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Fall
Boom, it went.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"