Disaster jokes
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.