Disaster jokes
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Memes
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
I rate you a 9/11.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.