Disaster jokes
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Boom, it went.