Disaster jokes
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
I rate you a 9/11.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.