Disaster jokes
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Memes
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
I rate you a 9/11.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.