Disaster jokes

Who read the most words?

911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.

I rate you a 9/11.

Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

They had better reflexes than the trading center.

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.

What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.