Disaster jokes
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
I rate you a 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Boom, it went.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.