Disappointment jokes
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Why does this always happen to me...
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?