Disappointment Jokes

My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

2020 lol

The image shows a comparison between two pictures. On the left, there is a picture of Aquaman in his full costume with his trident. On the right, there is a picture of a man with a dark beard and long hair holding a rake in the water. The text on top reads, "My 2020 plans vs my 2020 life."

I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, I'm just a burden.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.

A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?

I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

I feel bad for cumming on my turtle.

Why the fuck would I do that? I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn on my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me on the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watched and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead of from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with me I wouldn't feel lonely. Well, I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, I took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forget the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forget what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what I did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.

Everyone thought I'd have a great year...

14 years just gave me more chances.

There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!

Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?