Disappointment jokes
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.
I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.