Disappointment Jokes

Why are people disapoinments,Because you are reading this

I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.

Pain. gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Deppression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing i cant have.

What do you call a arrow pointing the wrong way?

A Disap point ment

Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.

So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.

Most annoying thing... When we send something in What's app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell . Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment ?

One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.

Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces: "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!" Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!" Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though." Nuns: "Ugh! No thank you then..."

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought....NO WAY!

orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be dissapointed

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"