It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What pokemon is always disappointed wynaut
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces: "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!" Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!" Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though." Nuns: "Ugh! No thank you then..."
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought....NO WAY!
orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be dissapointed
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The definition of the word Disappointment means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
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I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him I felt disappointment
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
life is like a box of choclates, they f*cking melt :)
