Disappointment jokes

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

I had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet.

For 20 seconds.

And only once... :(

My day started out great until I woke up.

I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.

Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?

So this is how I got divorced.

On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?

A Disap point ment.

Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.

The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.

A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

The tree left him hanging.

I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.

I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

Bf: What do you think about our love?

Gf: Count the stars in the sky.

Bf: Aww, it's infinity.

Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

Everyone thought I'd have a great year...

14 years just gave me more chances.