Disappointment jokes

Call me an escalator because I let people down.

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding only half a worm.

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

He doesn’t have legs.

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”

Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.

A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.

"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."

Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.

Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

I feel bad for cumming on my turtle.

Why the fuck would I do that? I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn on my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me on the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watched and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead of from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with me I wouldn't feel lonely. Well, I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, I took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forget the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forget what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what I did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.

Wanna hear a good joke?

My dad’s love for me.

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"

The tree ghosted her.