Disappointment jokes
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!