Disappointment jokes

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.

Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.

Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.

The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.

I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.

Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”

Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”

Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.

“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?

I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.

How to get a girl in three steps:

Step 1: grab a pillow.

Step 2: grab a blanket.

Step 3: keep dreaming.

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?

Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.