Disabled jokes
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"