Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde? They don’t know they couldn’t figure out what to say
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Daryll
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
