Disabled jokes

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?

"Dine and dash."

What do you call a cut cucumber?

A guy with no legs.

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."

Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?

Sex worker.

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?

They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"