Disabled

Disabled Jokes

If the teachers tells you stand up if your not gay and there’s that one kid in the wheelchair

One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied “pigs why?”peppa and George looked horrified

I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂

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Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices

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What do u call a bunch of whilchares on top of one another. ? A vegetable rack

I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics

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