Disabled jokes
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
My mum's a carrot.
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?