Disabled jokes

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Som Ting Wong.

What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?

Lim Ping.

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Most pakis are disabled.

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.

When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"

What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?

RoboCop.

What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?

A bipolar bear.

Lol

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?

Chocolate drops.