Disabled

Disabled jokes

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣