Disabled jokes
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Most pakis are disabled.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"