Disabled jokes
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Most pakis are disabled.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.