Disability jokes
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.