Disability jokes
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
Max Difficulty
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He's all right.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.