Disability jokes
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
Where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.