Disability jokes
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.