Disability jokes
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!