What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
Disability Jokes
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
