Disability jokes
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
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A dyslexic walks into a bra.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I can't stand disability jokes.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He's all right.