Disability jokes
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
Memes
my fish
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
I can't stand disability jokes.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!