What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Disability Jokes
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
