Disability jokes
Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.
Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!
Wait, what Billy?
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
Her dog was blind, too.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.