Disability jokes
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
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Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!