I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
Disability Jokes
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
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Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
