Disability jokes
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.