Disability jokes
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!