When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Disability Jokes
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
