Disability jokes
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!