Disability jokes

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.

Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?

Don’t worry, he didn’t either.

Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Oh wait, he didn't.

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.

Why don't paralyzed people laugh?

They hate stand-up comedy.

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?

Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.

Your disabled joke on you can't stand.

How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?

You move the chairs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.

Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.