Disability jokes
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table, and a wall.
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?