What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Disability Jokes
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
