Disability jokes
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?