Disability jokes
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.