Disability jokes
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Have they tried switching him off and on again?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.