What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
Disability Jokes
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
