Disability jokes
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.