Disability jokes
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.