Disability jokes
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."