What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Disability Jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
