Disability jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Did you know Hellen Keller has a pool?
Neither did she.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.