Disability jokes
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.