Disability jokes
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.