Difference jokes

A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?

B: I don't know.

A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...

B: ...

What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

We don't live in their heads.

What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?

The fish can't go fast.

What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?

One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.

What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?

The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.

What’s the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.

What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?

A hockey player showers.

What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?

The word "art."

What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.

What's the difference between a casino and a church?

You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's the difference between a pizza & a person?

A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...

What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?

Beets stain your teeth.