what's the difference between an APPLE and an ORPHAN, the APPLE always get picked
what's the difference between a seal and special kid?
they both go: uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh!
There's more genders than there are cars in a walmart parking lot
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby.
I don't worship Jesus.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche
I don't have a Porsche in garage
What’s harder than steel Michael Jackson in a playground
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree
What's the difference between your mom and your dad one leaves your life to go get milk and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry
What's the difference between a Lamourghini and a hostage? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Whats the difference between a dwarf and a japenese man?
I dont know, you tell me.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest from a zit, one waits until your twelve to come on your face.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
:"Whats the diffrece of an Orphans life and a knife"
:"A knife has a point"