Difference jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?

A hockey player showers.

What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?

The word "art."

Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?

A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.

What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.

What's the difference between a casino and a church?

You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.

What's the difference between Canada and the USA?

In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.

In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.

What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's the difference between a pizza & a person?

A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...

What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?

Beets stain your teeth.

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?

...Rape.

What's the difference between a plane and a woman?

At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.

What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?

The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.

How are genders different than the Twin Towers?

There are two genders.