Difference jokes
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.