Difference jokes
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.