Difference jokes
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.