Difference

Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby.

I don't worship Jesus.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche

I don't have a Porsche in garage

What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.

What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree

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What's the difference between your mom and your dad one leaves your life to go get milk and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry

How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest from a zit, one waits until your twelve to come on your face.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.