Difference jokes
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.