Difference jokes
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Memes
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.