What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Difference Jokes
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
