Political System jokes

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.

How are Black people like communism?

Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.

What do a politician and a minister have in common?

Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?

campaign contribution to the Republican Party.

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."