Political System jokes

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.

How are Black people like communism?

Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.

What do a politician and a minister have in common?

Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.