Difference jokes
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.