What’s the difference between a violin and viola? The viola burns longer
What's the differencebetween Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name only the dog comes back.
What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessary long and hard.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What is the difference between runners and my car? My car is still running
What is the difference between the twin towers and Elton John
Elton John is still standing
What is the difference between Usain bolt and Hitler
Usain bolt can finish a race
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop? Dog poop touches grass.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage? In a dog pound, people actually want them.
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what is the difference between an apple and an orphan? the apple gets pick.
what is the difference between Apples and orphans...........the apple gets picked
whats the diference between a dead person and a walkie talkie
a dead person does not walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between chocolate and people You can’t buy people nowadays
What's different between women and men
Men have rights
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks? - one is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my face.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weeds good
