Difference jokes
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.