Difference jokes
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
He was telling the truth in a different way...
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭