Difference

Difference jokes

Twin Towers

    • What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

    One held its balance, the other two fell.

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    • Surgeon

    • A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery.

    boss: "We have to let you go."

    surgeon: "I protest innocence."

    boss: "How?"

    surgeon: "I thought doing your job and saving people's lives were two different things."

    boss: "Get out!"

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    • Difference memes

    Jesus Christ

    • You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.

    What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?

    Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.

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    • Sack

    • What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

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    • Gun

    • What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

    The bear has common sense not to fire it.

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    • Phone

    • The first time you have a new phone, you have a different one. You can change your phone to a new phone, but it doesn’t change the phone, it’s just different. I think it will work. I just think it would look good, and then it would work, but you don’t know if it’s the right thing for the new one. You just know it’s the wrong. It’s a bad phone. It’s a new thing. It’s the same for different every day, but it doesn’t look, and I think so it’s not a good, but it works, so it’s different, so it’s different for the new phone, and it doesn’t have to work on it. It doesn’t matter to the same for you know it’s just the one but it doesn’t have the one that I can do a lot better and I can just use my new one, but it is not that the new iPhone, so you have the one that’s the other is that I have the same thing and it’s the same phone, but I have to get the new iPhone. I just want it and then you have a good and it’s a different number so it’s just like so it’s just one, but you know it’s not like I have the new iPhone so you know it’s just one so it’s a little more than just the one and it will get the new phone so it’s just easier and cheaper for the money but it won’t cost much more to pay off your car than to get the phone for the next two weeks weeks or even two years to to have the car car fixed so it’s easier and quicker and I will be happy I’m happy happy I’m so excited excited thank y all and I will talk soon and have you have an update as to the results soon thank ya again so far hope all goes all are good hope to be in your class today love and have you been in your dreams hope all your day too bye.

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    • Condom

    • What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

    One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!

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    • Rainbow

    • What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

    One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

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    • Website

    • I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

    What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

    What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

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    • Blowjob

    • What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?

    A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.

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    • Cow

    • What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

    You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

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