Difference jokes
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
My boy be hittin different
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.