Difference

Difference jokes

Blonde

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

Rapist

What's the difference between me and a rapist?

He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.

She was just 7 years old.

Puberty

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits for the blow up.

Titanic

What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?

Georgie floated!

Memes

Onion

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.

Penis

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

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  • Bottle

    Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

    A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

    Peanut

    What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?

    With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

    Orphanage

    What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

    Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

    Apple

    What's the difference between a black person and an apple?

    An apple chooses to hang.

    Apple

    What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

    Apples look better hanging on a tree.

    Batman

    What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

    Batman has no one to call "daddy."

    Micheal Jackson

    What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?

    One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.

    Kid

    What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

    Dark humor never dies!

    Twin Towers

    What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

    Clash Royale still has a tower.

    Stereotype

    What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

    Only the taste.

    Frog

    What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

    The frog might be on his way to a gig!