Difference jokes
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.