Difference jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
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How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.