Difference jokes

What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).

What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?

A. The Jello has a higher IQ.

What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?

Economy doesn't work.

What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?

A fetus has more rights.

What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?

People actually have a use for one of them.

What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.

What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.

What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.

What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.