What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up
A Mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only.... A mirror doesn't need a gun to kill ...
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What's the difference between depression and your ex? Depression fucks you harder
Whats the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H" but we all know what one we would like to do.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
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What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man? Snowballs
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection..... i don't have a Lamborghini
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it
Whats the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book? You can shut the book up
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orthan
The apple gets picked
Whats the difference between and american school and a shooting range
my dick doesnt get hard at the shooting range
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns? You cannot unload the sand with pitchfork.
