Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel its skin off.

What is the difference between a whore and an onion?

You don't cry when you chop a whore.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.

What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?

A stoner has papers.

care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at

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What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?

You can hear a hormone.

A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?

A: An egg gets laid.

What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.

They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.

What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?

Catholics are registered sex offenders.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?

Pizza won't cut itself.

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.

What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?

What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?

That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.

I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!