What's a difference between a apple and a emo kid? one falls while the other hangs.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player? The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What's The Difference Between A Rubber And Micheal Jackson? Nothing, Kids Tounch Them Both.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan..? One gets chosen :)
What is the difference between harry houdini and everyone else in my life, harry was the only person not to disappear
What's the differencebetween Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that's why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." . Says that little boy: "But mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!"
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a Family.
What is the difference in between a orphan and a candle?
One is used
My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
The only difference between you and Jesus, is that jesus believed in himself.
you know what the difference between kobe bryant and russel westbrook, he wears 0 and kobe has 0 lives left
What's the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing they are both just memories
whats the difference between an orphan and stuart little? Stuart little got chosen
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
What’s the difference between a job and a wife
The job keeps sucking after 5 years
What is the difference between a flower and a orphan
A flower gets picked
