Difference

Difference jokes

Feminist

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

Gay Man

What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

One makes your day and one makes your whole week.

Ironman

What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples are actually picked.

Memes

Putin

What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.

E T

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. eventually went home!

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel its skin off.

Whore

What is the difference between a whore and an onion?

You don't cry when you chop a whore.

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  • Dick

    What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

    Stoner

    What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?

    A stoner has papers.

    Hormone

    What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?

    You can hear a hormone.

    Flow

    A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

    And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

    And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

    And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

    Egg

    Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?

    A: An egg gets laid.

    Baby

    What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

    Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.

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  • Drama

    Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.

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