Difference jokes
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.