Difference jokes

What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?

The dinosaur once existed.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?

Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.

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What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?

I don’t have a Mercedes.

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?

They both died at 95.

what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.

What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.

What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.

What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

One makes your day and one makes your whole week.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples are actually picked.

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. eventually went home!