what is the difference between a apple and a orpahan
apple's are actualy picked
what's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? one is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What's the difference between necrofilia and choking fetish? 15 seconds
What’s the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What is the difference between Putin and Hilter. Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What’s the difference between Nelson mindella and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
whats the differnece between a baby and a trampoline. the trampoline doesnt cave in when i jump on it