Difference

Difference jokes

Incest

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.

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    • Hamster

    • What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?

    They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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    • Difference memes

    Hitler

    • what's the difference between hitler and you?

    one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

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    • Year

    • What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?

    I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

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    • R. Kelly

    • What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

    R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.

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    • Asshole

    • What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?

    The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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    • Mexican

    • What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

    One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

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    • Adoption agency

    • Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"

    Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"

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    • Misogyny

    • What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.