Difference jokes

Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"

Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.

What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.

What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.

What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?

They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂

Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?

A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.

Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

There are different types of Pokémon.

What's the difference between yes and no...

Nothing.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

The snowballs.

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.

What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?

Only one is wanted.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?

Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.

What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.

you.