What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Difference Jokes
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
you.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
your mom
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
