Difference jokes

What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"

Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.

Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.

What's the difference between yes and no...

Nothing.

What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.

What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?

They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂

Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?

A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

There are different types of Pokémon.

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

The snowballs.

What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.

What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?

Only one is wanted.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.