Difference jokes

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?

SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.

What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.

Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"

Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

There are different types of Pokémon.

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.

What's the difference between yes and no...

Nothing.

Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?

A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.