Difference jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
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The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.