Difference jokes
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Memes
Quora asking the real questions.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.