Difference jokes
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
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What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.